"Entertainers make the most money. All they do is dance dance dance, shake shake shake, and the money comes pouring in. The best part is the fans worship them like Gods."
-Dad, after seeing Nicholas Teo's picture on a lorry.

Exams are finally over. I feel.... much the same. Crap.
My mom says it's because I've been relaxed all year round so it's pretty much the same environment except that I have no more excuse to NOT clean my room. She's smart.

It's so funny because I always get out early from exams and I sit down all by myself with my lovely Root Beer and suddenly I hear people yelling at me:

"HI SHERYN!
BYE SHERYN!
HI AGAIN SHERYN!"

I nearly choked listening to them the first time.
Lol, nice joke people. I wonder how is that still funny though.

I got my prom ticket today. Jun Siang thinks he can lie by saying my prom ticket is with Mae Ryn and she's not here anymore but hah. I'm too smart for your lies. You got burned, baby.

Anyway, I have nothing to say, and I don't want to say anything about the ticket design. Thanks. But I have one thing to say about the size, it is HUGE. Huuuge. How am I going to fit this into my small purse when I arrive there? They expect me to hold it like some signboard or something. Like HEEEEEYYYY. I GOT INVITED TO THE RADICAL MOST COOLEST PROM OF THE YEAR BECAUSE RESHMOHNU'S GOING TO PERFORM LIKE 5 SECONDS WOHOOO in a very spastic face I usually do.

I am NOT taking a picture of my spastic self doing that face. But the point is, it's HUMONGOUS. As in huge, like a sign for the Hotel door "Do Not Disturb".

13 more days. I need to become taller and thinner.

And since it is 30th November,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANNAH PEE. (:

I still remember those days when we were at Pn. Ong's tuition, and you would tell me about Scully and the other people from The X-Files, or even a scene in that show. (I still remember the bathtub scene, lol.) And I would go listening and nodding at the same time "Uhuh.. uhuh." and of course, looking blur but amazed at the same time because I don't watch The X-Files and because I got freaked out after watching an episode. And how I kept drawing in your book. Hahaha. Must have been very annoying or something when you try to read some questions in the book, you see scribbles.

"Apakah kesimpulan eksperimen... MOSQUITO?"

Then we got reunited at Pn. Ang's tuition, and then Pn. Chong's tuition. That tuition is so awesome, even though I sometimes don't understand a thing I'm learning in there.

May you get your Driver's License soon, Pee. (:


P/S: I never got a chance to say it just now because I was so stupidly dumbstruck at something and since I realise/you admitted that you read my blog, just wanted to say sorry for those small matters. And thanks for everything.

Today is not my day. Rant continues below so just ignore this whole post if you want to.

Right before entering the car to school for today's Accounts paper, I bumped my elbow real hard on something. I forgot what, but it was so painful. And guess which elbow was it? My right elbow. My dominant elbow which I was going to use to answer a 2 and a half paper this afternoon. Nice. It hurt like crap and now I think it's blue-black. I have to rub that ointment soon or I might have to amputate a black patch there for a long time.

And moving on, the Accounts paper was screwed. Question one was easy, but then again since when Question 1 was ever hard except for a few careless mistakes here and there? It was all fine.. until I saw question 3.

Akaun Peruntukan Hutang Ragu.
Akaun Peruntukan Susut Nilai Komputer.
Akaun Pelupusan Komputer.

What in the fucking pie hole is that?
Since I didn't know one bit about this crap, I decided to do the best thing a student has ever done- I tembak the whole question. Wow. There like numbers here and there and I bet they were all wrong. A nice 10 marks gone there.

Really, really nice. The next thing is even worse- I found out that I accidentally brought my dumbass flip phone into the hall. As in, the EXAMINATION HALL WHERE I DO MY ASSING EXAM. Oh, I'm screwed. The best part is the light on my phone flickers every 5 seconds and if they found out I brought a phone into the hall, I get kicked out and fail the paper straight away. Nicely done. I had to check my paper pronto and leave the hall as quickly as possible to avoid them from finding out about my phone. So, I didn't check the papers really well and might have screwed up a few places with wrong figures.

And so, Sheryn leaves the hall immediately and rushes to the canteen. Luckily there were many sub-science people there already because they left the hall early, like usual. Since I panicked real bad, I called Hsien Ming, who was in Parade, playing in the arcade trying to win some Winnie the Pooh- WHAT. By the way, Wen Harn asked why you didn't say "Hi" to him and only said "Hi" to Hong. He's just jealous.

You thought it was going to end there? Well, it doesn't. Apparently, someone named Ee Lim found my IC on the floor upstairs and didn't even pick it up for me because he thought I was in the hall. How the hell can I be in the hall where multiple of teachers check me big time and NOT have my IC with me. Duh I'm downstairs right? Couldn't take the liberty to pick it up somehow? So I had to rush upstairs and rushed downstairs- I don't even know why myself.

And suddenly, I had to chat with Pn. Lee Kuee Hiong, my Additional Mathematics teacher. She was asking me how was this and that, and was the paper easy and stuff. Then she changed topic to how I should donate my books to SPBT by this year because it's a good deed yadadadada.... and then to how my hair looks the same and I should change my hairstyle to those "cool" mafia looks. Oh, Imagine Doctor Chase from House. Yeah, she wants me to have that hair. Something similar, so that I wouldn't look like a ghost. Thanks.

Finally, all that drama ended and I went home, thinking I could rest. I was wrong. The rain poured so heavily with thunderstorms and all. And BAM! The circuit breaker turned off and there was no electricity in my house. My pizza was almost on it's way to delicious land, and my computer was still on. Wow. Of course it came back after the circuit breaker was turned on again but I pity my mom because she has been stressed out lately by work and I don't need anymore problems for her to be stressed with.

Hopefully that is the end.

But the good part is, I beat the hell out of those lametard computers in The King of Fighters XI- my left had gone numb after that, had a chat with my brother and laughed my ass off and only one more day until my SPM is over. Finished, Gone with the winds. And of all days the class decides to go to Sunway Lagoon tomorrow. TOMORROW. Why you evil pieces of- toots.

Accounts paper 2 tomorrow. I have 6 more chapters to go. Wow. I never felt sooo alive.

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Throughout the five years in high school, I've gotten many comments. Some are funny, and some of them stink like piles of rubbish.

"Why are you so short?"
Apparently I took too much steroids and it stunted my growth real bad.

"Your drawing looks odd/ugly/weird/emo."
Yeah. Like I didn't know that already.

"Hey, your drawing looks a lot similar like ________"
Thanks. I feel sooo original now.

"Haha. You suck real bad at this game."
Hahaha. Wait till I whoop your ass in the game. Who sucks more now?

"You sense of style is so odd."
Try looking at the mirror. Morons.

"You gay lover. Gay. Gay. Gay gay gay gay."
That's okay, we're all freaks.

"I know you like designing and all, but stop designing your hair. Pin in up or something."
And you should stop breathing. Try that.

"Woah. Why are you so moody all the time?"
Woah. And why are you so happy all the time?

"Cut your hair. What are you trying to be, a ghost?"
And what are you trying to be? A fat naggy teacher?

"You're like a poser in your pictures."
Thanks, I'm a natural.

"Why do you keep spacing out/stoning?"
Because I like, totally saw a hot guy on the other side of the road. Like totally.

"Why do you like this artist/band? They're gay."
Why do you like yourself? That's gay.

"You don't look happy on your birthday."
I never do.

"Why do you like drawing hands?"
Because I hate drawing feet.

"Stop cursing. You're a girl."
Maybe I'm not a girl.

"Why didn't you reply yesterday? You were online."
Yeah, I'm sure that it's my duty to reply every single person I know.

"Stop playing computer and get out of the chair."
Can't. My butt is glued to the chair.

"Why do you eat so little?"
My stomach shrunk.

"Your fingernails are so long. Like a cat."
I suppose it runs in the family.

"Why are you ignoring me?"
Why am I not ignoring you?

"Can you even cook?"
Can I chuck your bare ass into the pot? Same thing.

"Man, you have issues."
Yes, and so do you.


EDIT: I am so effing tired. I've been studying from 11 till now. Okay, so maybe I took a few breaks playing Tetris and watching House M.D and wanting to watch more, but you didn't saw what I just wrote. There are so many numbers in my head now. Oh and:

PLEASE DON'T COME OUT KELAB + PERSATUAN TOMORROW I'LL KILL MYSELF.

My computer is dying. No, not because the battery is dead and the time is always wrong and all. But because it keeps restarting, and restarting.. and restarting. I think the computer thinks he's a clock now; just keeps spinning around and making circles. And making my head go in circles. How am I suppose to draw with that thing if it's going to die on me right after SPM? And better still, how am I going to earn some cash out of it and convince my parents that I need, need, neeeed that VAIO CR laptop. So I put it on "Safe Mode", and now my computer has gotten a brand new mind. But still equally slow, and still sick.

Great job.

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Part 1 : On the Outside
Name : Ng Sheryn.
Date of Birth : 9th July 1991.
Current Status : Still alive, unfortunately.
Eye Color : Dark Brown.
Righty or Lefty : Ambidextrous, bitch.
Zodiac Sign : Cancer.

Part 2 : On the Inside
Your Heritage : Chinese and a little Thai but that doesn't really matter because I don't think my great-grandmother gave me any of her genes.
Your Fear : I wonder.
Your Weakness : Money.
Your Perfect Pizza : Pepperoni, mozzarella.

Part 3 : Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow
Your first thoughts
Yesterday : When is Accounts going to be over?
Today : When is Accounts going to be over?
Tomorrow : When is Accounts going to be over?
Your bed time
Yesterday : 2 a.m.
Today : Most probably the same.
Tomorrow : Most probably the same.
Your most missed memory
Seeing his face in school. And the fact he doesn't even know that I exist.

Part 4 : Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke : Pepsi.
McDs or Burger King : McDs. Their nuggets are way better.
Single or Group Dates : Single. Duh.
Adidas or Nike : Heels, please.
Lipton or Nestle : Earl Grey.
Chocolate or Vanilla : Both.
Cappuccino or Coffee : Mocha.

Part 5 : Do You
Smoke : Well, hell yeah I do.
Curse : Nooooo, I'm saint.

Part 6 : In the Last Month
Drank Alcohol : Duh.
Gone to the Mall : Duh.
Been on Stage : Maybe.
Eaten Sushi : Duh.
Dyed Your Hair : Duh.

Part 7 : Have You Ever
Played a Strip Game : The question is, have you ever?
Change Who You Were to Fit In : I like my sarcastic self, thanks.

Part 8 : Age
You Hope to Get Married At : Gee.

Part 9 : In a Boy
Best Eye Color : I don't know.
Hair Color : I don't care.
Short Hair or Long Hair : Will never care.

Part 10 : What You Were Doing
1 min ago : Gawking because I need to dispose my computer.
1 month ago : Lazing around.
1 year ago : Lazing around.

Part 11 : Finish the Sentence
I love : money. It's my life.
I feel : hungry. I want my dessert.
I miss : my lazy life.
I need to : learn how to make cash. I suck at it.

Part 12 : Tag 5 people
No one.
No one.
No one.
No one.
No one.
That could be names.


P/S: My dad is going to dispose this computer for good now. Thank God for backups. Weeeeeee. Hopefully he buys a new laptop for me before I die of boredom. Oh, and add a graphic tablet into it.

To all the people who finished Biology and is already free from the suckass education, don't you dare celebrate without me. I know I have Accounts, but wait for another few days. Don't tak ajak. I'll kill you.
Oh, and this will probably sum up everything:

Hsien Ming; Let's go out some time. So much drama happening around you. I want to watch. Hahaha. And I need more clothes. Or a bigger wardrobe. And I need transport to prom. Let's go in your mom's Mercedes.

Carmen; You're probably busy with Onion Head, so I'll just stalk you. Haha.

Chin Xia; I'm almost done with the present. Sorry.

Prethiba; Please be a bit fat. You don't like being thin, I don't like you being thin. So please do. Haha, just kidding.

Hannah; We shall go to Starbucks, enjoy coffee and chat about anything or how I became a House fan in the middle of SPM.

Jia Yin; I don't mind being friends again.

Ji Ding; You're too smart. I have nothing to say already. (:

Jey Vonn; You and your mom are just awesome. Keep giving me food when I go to your house. Thanks.

Shreeni; You have to stop smiling constantly. Doesn't it hurt? Haha.

Lei-Ling; You're just so funny in Physics tuition. Thanks for accompanying my stupidity in there.

Mr. Jeremy; Thanks for teaching me Add Maths. It was so much better than stoning at the paper for 2 hours. Hope you like the gift Hsien Ming and I got. Hahaha.

Wern Pheng; I want to visit your house again. With that humongous door. It's like, huge.

Zhe Wei; Stop being gay. Like Jun Siang.

Jun Siang; Go NS, get tanner than me, and stop being gay. And stop showing me your muscles.

Yong Wai; Er.. let's just go and kutuk some random guy. That would be very interesting. Thanks for taking most of the Treasurer's work and making me look like a lazy ass. Appreciate it. (:

Shahid; My Chemistry buddy. My neck hurts everytime I talk to you. Haha.

Sachin; You still owe me lunch/dinner/whatever. It must be expensive not some cheap stall on the side of the road thing. That's what you get for taking my whole exam paper in Trials. And for drinking half of my root beer.

Ming Tjun; Shogun. Let's go with the rest. You pay.

Wye Mun; I've already given back your Smallville. Remember that.

Khai Venn; The "O" mouth. Haha. I will never see it again.

Zhen Yeu; Your imitations are just awesome. Especially that guy with the flowers thing.

Kajendran; Your facts (especially on drugs) are so awesome. You're like a walking encyclopedia.

Redzwan; Your face still scares me sometimes. And I saw your clone. Still working in Nike, it seems.

Teng Han; You should foosball with my brother again lol. Or maybe even play Counter Strike.

Jian Hong; Stop toe-hugging in my house.

Wen Harn; Stop laughing.

"Mom: Why didn't you finish the noodles?
Sheryn: Er. Stress lar.
Dad: Stress sai la. So relax."

The very common every day conversation I have with my parents.
That also explains why I'm half banana.

My parents told me that they're getting me a new camera after SPM. Gosh I was so happy that I started smiling to myself at Carrefour. Until I saw Kuo Chern stoning at my face. Damnit, you ruined the moment.

Why Kuo Chern, why?


"Sheryn: So now that you're buying me a new camera, can I get a new laptop too?
Mom and Dad: No."

Accounts in a few more days.
I'm not ready.

P/S: Got my prom dress already. It's not black. (GASP)

Nobody gets the fact that I eat in very small quantities but very frequently.
I can never survive in a buffet.

I pity the circle of people around me, because I like to say "I'm hungry" (Even though I don't mean it, but I usually do) and everyone will start asking me whether we all should eat. Or better, they want to belanja me. Should have said "YES, PLEASE."

And I love desserts.
Keep that in mind.

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I currently have 4+1 channels in my human radio station (HRS). I do not need a radio no more. Haha.

01. Sachin FM.
Usually sings the in-song on MTV. Like a hundred times before he changes to another song. And he'll give me the look with the print on his face "I love this song, you should love it too, everyone should love it. Spread the love, yo". I feel like clicking "next" every single time.

02. Teng Han FM.
Sings with hand gestures. Like, wow. Free entertainment.

03. Hsien Ming FM.
Usually sings on the phone. And since my phone sucks, I hear her in super tenor high pitch and I ask her to stop. No, I'm not that bad. Or am I? And she sings Japanese songs too, but the thing is, it's all wrong.

04. Jian Hong FM.
Songs are usually not meant for me but I still can listen to them because I'm like, so near them. God.

05. Jason FM.
The best song he ever sang was the "Heroes opening".

"DUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM."
Yeah.

Seoul, Korea.


Can't believe I left the examination hall at 9.30 today. Just because I was pissed off at the Moral paper. I could have at least concentrated on answering it right or checked it quadruple times so that I don't forget the nilai shit, but noooo. I had to leave 1 hour and 30 minutes later.

And that was a huge, huge mistake.





I still can't believe I did that.

To think that after a few more days everyone in Form 5 will soon be going their own paths. And I might not get to see you guys again.

How time flies.

Will miss you guys.

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It's really true that after you finish a subject for SPM, you forget everything. Today, I wanted to ask the teacher whether we need to tear the paper or not.

"Cikgu.. kertas ini.. er... kena..er...er.."
Damnit.

Yes I'm burning the midnight oil.
Sort of.

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Seen the new Gatsby hair gel? (Whatever it is called)
No?
Well I did.

This picture up there is the big G. Notice the big "G" on the cover. And the small bottle would have the small "g", but you guys should know that already.
I don't know how much it costs but the small G costs about RM6.
Woah.
My brother-like friend Teng Han like, adores the gel. Even though he complained about the price.
When I say adore.. I really mean it.

[I wish I had a picture of him with Baby G so that the picture could be here]

First he brings it to my house. Then he keeps showing it to me. And then out of nowhere he starts singing Avril Lavigne's Hot and starts touching his gel in a bizzare way. He named the gel Baby G, and the he changes it to Matt... because he forgot that he named it Baby G. My god.

"Baby, Babbbyyyy~"
He keeps smelling it too. He made me smell it too.
And then he went:

"Nice right? Nice right? Dammmn nice. Smell it again. :D"


Yeah. I thought that was funny.
Until I saw the advertisement for it.
(Link. Because I'm gay.)
Lol. Takuya Kimura is just odd. He's 35 by the way.


Funny, no?
Wait. It's about to get funnnier.

Now imagine THAT, but this guy dancing to the song.
L-M-A-O. Hilarious.


And now, I can never sleep whenever I think of that gel.
Thanks a lot, Han.

At least mine does.
I mean, look at that.
What kind of cheap camera from China can make my face look so.. oddly perfect than usual?
Lies. All lies.


I'm afraid of next week.
4 subjects. 9 papers.
What is wrong with the government?

I bet they're trying to make us squares by cramming an average of 9 subjects at one time.

And I'm not even ready. This is the usual situation that happens every time I study something.

01. I pick up a book.
02. I stone at the book for a few minutes.
03. Starts studying.
04. Stones again because she doesn't know how to answer.

I am sooo ready. 2 more weeks.
Bring it on.


Speaking of squares:

Are you ready kids?
I said are you ready?
who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Spongebob SquarePants
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
Spongebob Squarepants
If nautical nonsence be something you wish
Spongebob Squarepants
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants!

The best theme song EVER. :D

Put The Big Red Button on your site



I've seen this thing for ages, but I just can't stop pressing the button.
I'm just sad, yes.





And to the "study group" today, I just want to say:

HAHA.
Times ten to the power of a million.



ANDLIKETOTALLYZOMGEDITPLZ:
Due to my retardation these days...


... I am just so sooo sooooo screwed for next week's papers.
But who cares right. Everyone (especially Teng Han *ehem*) will probably bitch about it later. With me.

And we will be like, totally called:
THE BITCHES.


P/S: CBox sucks. I can't see anything.


EDITAGAINLOLZ:
Was browsing through Friendster profiles. Every profile you know, they talk about themselves. They add nice words and all.

BUT JEY VONN'S PROFILE WAS THE BOMB.
Why?

"About Me:
Me a....I like bread...actually i LOVE. BREAD, u r always there 4 me. thank u. =D"

ZOMG.

Other than someone here who has gone emotionally retard, types like a big small moron and really reallyneeds sleep right now, Jey Vonn is just awesome. Awesomely awesome.
I could just hand her a loaf of bread right now.





I need sleep. Additional Mathematics is making me hyper.
Gobble gobble.


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Hi.

Just to tell you people:
If I ever see the person/group who set Year 2007 SPM for Sejarah paper 2, I will take my shotgun from my invisible closet and shoot you people non stop until you fly to no where land and drop dead.
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And then I will shoot you guys all over again.

Peace. (: