And to you readers horror, Ryn updates for the fourth time today.
Boredom seriously kills.

Layer 1: On the outside
Name: Ng Sheryn.

Birth Date: 9th July 1991.

Eye Colour: Dark Brown. I wish it was red though.

Hair Colour: Black/Dark brown.

Layer 2: On the inside
My Heritage: Chinese.. Thai.. whatever.

My Fears: Gee. I wonder.

My Weaknesses: Mood swings. It's like a sine graph.

My Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni. :)

Layer 3: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
My First Thoughts Waking Up: Why the hell must I wake up at 6 30 every morning just to get to school just to get my ass whooped by the teacher for not having a decent haircut and fingernails *grumble* *grumble*

My Bed Time: When I feel like it.

My Most Missed Memories: That's none of your business actually.

Layer 4: My Pick
Pepsi or Coke: How about tea. :)

McDonalds or Burger King: I want Burger Donalds. A good fries and nuggets with of course, free refills.

Single or Group Dates: Single. DUH.

Adidas or Nike: Anything that has style printed on them.

Tea or Nestea: Both.

Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocovanilla. Haha.

Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino. Maybe coffee. The heck with it I'll take both.

Believe In Yourself: 100% yes.

Think You're A Health Freak: No. Judging by my weight, and my height, I don't think so missy.
Or mister.

Layer 5: Do You..
Smoke: I would never get addicted to that stick just to kill my lungs, thank you.

Take A Shower: What do you think?

Have A crush: Let's leave this one blank... :)

Go To School: I suuuure do. Schools are essential for our brains to grow and our knowledge to increase. PFT.

Want To Get Married: Maybe.

Layer 6: In The Past
Drink Alcohol: Hell yeah.

Gone To The Mall: Which idiot in the right mind wouldn't?

Been On Stage: Been there. Done that. Hated it.

Eaten Sushi: I can challenge you to a sushi race. :)

Dyed Your Hair: No. I'm a gooood gurl.

Layer 7: Have You Ever..
Played A Stripping Game: *smirks*

Changed Who You Were To Fit In: Maybe. What do you think?

Layer 8: Are You Hoping To..
Get Married: Didn't you ask this question like.. a few minutes ago? You old fag. You should eat some medicine to gain better memory system.

Layer 9: In A Boy/Girl
Best Eye Colour: One that sparkles like weeeeeeeeeeeee.

Best Hair Colour: That depends.

Short or Long Hair: Not so short, not so long either. Except if you're Captain Jack Sparrow, that's for sure. :D

Layer 10: What You Were Doing
A Minute Ago: Doing this survey? Seriously, what kind of klutz are you?

An Hour Ago: Chemistry.

Four And A Half Hours Ago: Listening to music. Wait, I do that almost every single time.

A Month Ago: Slacking off. As usual.

A Year Ago: Sleeping in the classroom just to realise that my teacher was glaring at me.

Layer 11: Finish The Sentences
I Love: it when money starts pouring down like water.

I Feel: like a sloth.

I Hate: someone but I'm not telling who.

I Hide: my true feelings to almost everyone. Even to my parents.

I Miss: the good old days where I just slack off and stare at the clouds. Yeah. As if.

This is interesting.
At this rate, anything is way more interesting than studying history.

Hahaha.
You're probably laughing your ass off right now.

No seriously.
I am bringing sexy back.
I was actually.

Until studying non-stop for hours hurt my back.

Damn it, JT, damn it.

You were my inspiration to work hard.
You were my determination to leave this place.
You were my homeland.

Happy Birthday Malaysia.
50 years after a long history.
You old fart.

SPM is probably just 3 months away, but someone here is still being a lazy butt. I always give lame excuses when it comes to studying. I wake up late and not go school, I say I'm a night person. Afternoon, I slack off by watching television, playing games, I claim that I'll finish the chapter by tonight. And by night, I say I need sleep for tomorrow. And then this little determination comes up. "Oh, I'll just turn on my alarm early and wake up to study tomorrow." But the exact same thing happens the next day. Bummer.

I'm probably the worse hypocrite liar friend you have met. When people ask me whether I like Japanese Anime, I say "No." or "It's okay. I have no comment". But I still watch anime and sometimes talk about it with my classmates. Or my brother. Maybe I just go with the crowd and talk about something that interest them. But personally, overated animes are just.. overated. Even though, I have to admit, I don't really like anime, I prefer a good Japanese manga anytime. Some.

I never saw how cute is.. great. I mean, once in a while it's probably okay, but if I ever step into a room full of fluffy soft toys, wall with bright pink and flowers painted with glitter, and a wardrobe full of pink colour, oh gu-reat. You'll practically hear me rolling my eyes and then staring at you the next 5 seconds. And don't even think of acting cute with the big googly eyes in front of me. I'll turn and puke somewhere. And it's not that I'm supporting the gothic hard metal community anywhere else either. I think I'm feeling sick just typing.

Music is probably the 3rd best thing that ever stumbled in my life. I can't live without listening to music for one day. As much as I love music, or the fact that I'm musically talented, I could never sing to save my life. Ever. Once when I was small, I was listening to a song with my headphone and I accidentally sang. To my horror, my mom was behind me. Oh great. She said she liked my voice. I bet she was bursting in laughter behind my back. Bah.

My worst enemy is my past. It may be only a few years ago, but I hated it. Truthfully, it stinks. Felt like I just finished a horrible play where I play the girl with never ending bad luck. And her life was probably revolving around school. And then some guy would come and say "Hey, you're that girl from last time." I wish I could just erase my past. Someone pass me a damn eraser, fuck it.

Can someone just forward time to December 25th, damn it.

I really need to control my temper in school.

Oh well.
Take a piece of paper.
Go on, take any piece of paper you can find.
Fold it into half.
Open the fold.
Look at the paper and think about how great you are at folding.
Okay, you can stop now.
Tear the paper to half.
Fold one of the paper into a triangle.
Fold the other one into a square.
Take a scissors.
Snip all the sides off.
Open it up.

What do you get?
Pieces of crappy random blog post by yours turly.
Or just rubbish on your table.

Get Your Cyborg Name

General soldier?
Hell no people, I'm sure I'm super SPECIAL.

Okay that's it.
Studying Malaysian History sucks.
Full time.

I think stress from studies has melted my brain.
Or maybe it shrunk to be like a size of Homer Simpson's brain.
Hmmm....

(01) Full name:
Ng i-am-SO-out-of-materials Sheryn. :)

(02) Male/Female:
I wonder.

(03) Were you named after anyone?:
I was named after myself, DUH.

(04) Does your name mean anything?:
It has some meaning in Chinese, but I probably forgot because none of them sounds like me.

(05) Nickname(s):
Ryn.

(06) What do you think you look like... name wise:
Someone who's going to be a famous artist by 25. >D Beat that.

(07) Date of birth:
9th July 1991.

(08) Place of birth and current location:
SJMC, Subang Jaya. Currently living in Subang Jaya, trying to get out somewhere for my future, and probably take a holiday/live in Japan, but has to go to Australia to study because my parents said so. There.

(09) Nationality:
Malaysian.

(10) Astrology sign:
Cancer. I'm a lovely crab. :)

(11) Chinese astrology sign:
Goat. A golden goat. >D

(12) Religion:
Christian... is what I would like to say... if I didn't stop going to church a few years back.

(13) What's your favorite smell?:
Chanel no. 5. :D

(14) Political Position?:
I have no idea.

(15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?:
Milk. Or maybe water.

(16) Hair + eye color:
Dark brown + Dark brown. But when I get emo-fied, my eyes turn red. It's just that you can't see them because my hair covers them. >D

(17) Do you look like anyone famous?:
Maybe. Maybe not.

(18) What do you look like?:
A Chinese with 10% Thai blood. That's right. >D

(19) Any unusual talents?:
You mean other than me trying to learn every single thing I'm interested in?

(20) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?:
I will be ambidextrous next time. Watch me.

(21) Gay, straight, bi, or other?:
I'm gay. I'm HAPPPPIEEEE.
Yeah, right.

(22) What do you do for a living?:
I'm a slacker, jobless, struggling to study, failing to study, can't afford to shop anymore, don't even have time to clean her room, don't have time to make money by selling art.. yeah.

(23) What do you do for fun?:
Drawing, listening to music, playing games, using my computer, wishing that I get a new 1-2 gig RAM laptop from Santa Claus, shopping, groaning at my brother because he has the height and weight, eating, looking for something to do... etc.. etc..

(24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?:
The first thing I can find in my house or room. Which is probably nothing because my room is in a huge mess.

(25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?:
Everything.
I want to be Wonder Woman. >D

(26) Have you met your grandparents?:
Only my grandmother.

(27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend:
Let's leave this un-answered, shall we? (:

(28) Crush:
*cough* *cough*

(29) What celebrity would you date if you could?:
I have no idea. Seriously.

(30) Current worries?:
Getting my butt out of this place.

(31) Favorite online guy/girl(s):
Hmmm...

(32) Favorite place to be?:
Some place where I open the door, everyone throws flower petals on my head. :D
Okay, maybe not.

(33) Least favorite place to be?:
Here?

(34) Do you burn or tan?:
No thanks. I'm quite fine with my skin.

(35) Ever break a bone?:
I broke my laughter bone before.
Or was that my sanity bone?

(36) What is your favorite cereal?:
The blueberry blablabla.. I forgot the name.

(37) Person you cry with:
Me, myself and my twin brother.

(38) Any sisters:
No.
If she existed, we would probably be fighting right now. xD

(39) Any brothers:
Elder brother.
Twin brother. :)

(40) Any pets:
Used to have a fish.
Arowana I suppose.
It died.

(41) An illness:
I am perfectly fine, thank you.

(42) A pager:
In my dreams.

(43) A personal phone line:
I wish.

(44) A cell phone:
Samsung SGH-X430. I think.

(45) A visible birthmark:
Not telling you.

(46) A pool or hot tub:
A pool, please. :D

(47) A car:
A sports car... *__*
Oh how I dream of those in front of my house.

(48) Personality:
Unpredictable.
That's all I can say.

(49) Driving:
Oh, I sure can drive.
In LALA-Land that is.

(50) Your clothing style:
Anything I like.
It usually changes, from casual, to those Harajuku styles.. and some others.

(51) Room:
It's freaking dead messy.

(52) What’s missing:
Uh. materials for my art?

(53) School:
Hate it.

(54) Bed:
Queen size.
But half is occupied by... my rubbish.

(55) Relationship with your parent(s):
It's not too bad. :)

(56) Do you believe in yourself?:
Whooping my ass out of this country and becoming a famous artist by 25, that's what I believe in.

(57) Do you believe in love at first sight?:
Maybe. >D

(58) Consider yourself a good listener?:
Depends.
If I'm not interested, I'll probably be spacing out.

(59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?:
I've said it three damn times, darn it.

(60) Get along with your parents?:
Of course.

(61) Save your e-mail conversations?:
No. It just wastes my computer space.

(62) Pray?:
Not really.

(63) Believe in reincarnation?:
Yeah.

(64) Brush your teeth twice a day?:
HAH. I brush three times a day.
Beat that. >D

(65) Like to talk on the phone?:
No. Because the phone keeps on poking my ears with my earings. D:

(66) Like to eat?:
Hell yeah.

(67) Like to exercise?:
Of course.
I like to go for a jog, but apparently, I can't because of the crime rates.
Asses.

(68) Like to watch sports?:
I like tennis. :)

(69) Sing in the car?:
No. Or maybe. xD

(70) What is a dream that you have all the time?:
Me jumping down from an aeroplane, me eating a piece of cake, me falling into a hole, me seeing dead people... yeah.

(71) Dream in color?:
Obviously.

(72) Do you have nightmares?:
Most of the time.

(73) Sleep with a stuffed animal?:
I'm more of a taking the pillow I sleep on and hug it person.

(74) What's right next to you?:
Er.. space, air, wall, floor.. oh wait.
My twin brother is here. xD

(76) What's on your mouse pad?:
My mouse?
DUH.

(77) Your favorite flavor of gum:
Hm..

(78) Your brand of deodorant:
Don't use them.

(79) Your dream honeymoon spot:
Some shopping paradise.
My poor future husband. xD

(80) Your dream husband/wife:
Hm.. >D

(81) What's hiding in your closet?:
Clothes, hangers, a box with junks in it, CDs.. paper.

(82) Under your bed:
A whole lot of rubbish. xD

(83) The name of one of your closest/best friends:
I consider everyone I know close.
Don't have a best friend.
Used to actually.

(84) Your bad time of the day:
Pissing me off at a real wrong time.

(85) Your worst fear(s):
My phobia getting true.

(86) What's the weather like:
It's.. as usual.

(87) Your favorite time of year?:
Winter time.
So I will NOT be discriminated for my weight and height.
LAWL. Kidding.

I just love trenchcoats.
And the snow.
And the boots.

(88) Your favorite holiday?:
Still looking for it.

(89) A material weakness?:
Watercolour / oil painting.
My paper goes soggy and I just don't get oil paintings. D:

(90) The weirdest food or drink that you like:
Fruit punch?
Nah.

(91) At the top of your "to-do list"?:
Get good grades for SPM.
Get my whooping ass out of here.
Go to Japan and try to amaze people with my Intermediate-3 Japanesey.

(92) The hardest thing about growing up:
With me, it's making friends.

(93) A pet peeve?:
No idea.

(94) Your scariest moment:
Watching horror movies.
I dislike them. D:<

(95) Your attitude about love?:
Don't ask me, I'm no Doctor Love.

(97) The worst feeling in the world:
Not having friends.

(98) The best feeling in the world:
Feeling happy and just wish the time would stop at that moment.
Before some idiot comes and pisses me off once again.

(99) Who sent this to you?:
Truthfully,
I STOLE IT. :D

(100) Six people to tag:
You, you, you, you, Hsien Ming*cough*, you.

Guess again.


Create your own Friend Test here

Good luck to everyone. :)

EDIT: Curse you spelling errors.
Pffft. Hsien Ming. Tsk tsk.

My first submission in August.
The month of spring :)
(Okay maybe not at your place but I'm sure some place would be spring right now. D:)

And I watched Simpsons today. :D
It was so GREAT.

When you thought it couldn't get any lamer,
OOPS, I LAME-D IT AGAIN.
Yes I love amusing myself.

And since we're or more importantly, I'm talking about movies, let me share with you the funniest thing you could ever experience in your life when watching moveis in Malaysia:
SEEING BAHASA MELAYU SUBTITLES.
Truly.

Here's a nice example:
Goodnight sweetie. :)
Translation: Selamat malam kuih manis. :)

Goodnight sweet cakes? Don't think so.

Oh, here's another one:
Serial killer.
Translation: Pembunuh BIJIRIN.
Pembunuh bijirin = CEREAL killer.

I can't imagine a cereal killer.
"DIE CEREALS, DIE!
FOR THE PEACE OF MANKINDS' TASTEBUDS!"

Okay. :D

It doesn't take a dumbass to laugh at this joke no matter how bad your language is.
So go on, start laughing till your voices reach the stars.